🇨🇳 Make China Giggle Again: The Counterfeit Trump We Didn’t Know We Needed
Strutting through Chongqing with “puckered lips” and “air accordioning opinions with his hands”, his resemblance is uncanny. It’s surreal. And it’s absolutely heartwarming.
🌍 While the AP Guilt-Trips You Into Skipping Flights and Killing your Dog, Taylor Swift’s Jet Just Dropped Another Album
Carbon shaming dressed up as “informative” climate reporting. Elite propaganda through omission, performance activism in a halloween costume called journalism.
🎤 How “MAGA Rage” Infuriates and Baits — The Washington Post’s Selective Outrage
by escalating every minor difference in opinion into “outrage”, the media continues to propel and support the exact polarization that it so often claims to denounce.
📰 Breaking: One Gay Dude Agrees with Fox — Science Says It’s A Miracle
Fox took one gay journalist’s personal opinion and manifested it as an example of a movement imploding. creating outrage with spectacle dressed up as dialogue validates what is already in their reader’s minds.
💉 What’s the Skinny on Ozempic? The Diabetes Medication that Hollywood Made a “Lifestyle Choice”
Late-stage capitalism has a baby with celebrity culture: meet Ozempic. a drug that genuinely saves lives now used as a selfie filter the rich inject.
🔫 If It Bleeds, It Pleads: “It’s a Mass Shooting” — How Hot Button Topics Turn Gun Violence Into Clicks
Editors know exactly what to say to raise a reader’s pulse, and “mass shooting” does the job effortlessly. The sensationalized story is tragic, terrifying, and immoral in one searchable phrase.
🦍 Man Vs Wild Gorilla: How Media Camouflages Virality for Value
The real question surrounding the “100 Men vs 1 Gorilla”? Can the internet even distinguish between what is story or slutty stimulus? When anything can trend, meaning, substance, and truth become optional.